Mimi Vilmenay is fucking beautiful.Come stare at her in real life.
Wednesday, Feb. 22 9pm
Masses in Walnut Creek
2721 North Main St.
FREE!!
Thurs. March 22 9pm
Comedy Off Broadway at
Miss Pearl's Jam House
1 Broadway, Oakland
$10
Saturday, March 29th 10pm
Purple Onion SF
140 Columbus
$15-20
How To Party Like A Mother (of 2)
This is what they’re looking for when they ask for a headshot, right? A grainy photo where your boyfriend’s eyeball has been badly cropped? I can’t bring myself to have real headshots taken so I’m stuck with this for now.
What do you call a surfer who’s obsessed with himself?
A gnarcissist.
I just wrote that, just now.
