How To Party Like A Mother

This is how I’m spending Pre-Christmas with my dear friend who just quit her job. She’s leaving me for her dad’s tomorrow. He has a pool and hot tub and lives on a ranch and I’m not allowed to go. (Jesus is finally punishing me for those abortions.)

This is how I’m spending Pre-Christmas with my dear friend who just quit her job. She’s leaving me for her dad’s tomorrow. He has a pool and hot tub and lives on a ranch and I’m not allowed to go. (Jesus is finally punishing me for those abortions.)

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