THURSDAY NIGHT!
How To Party Like A Mother
If I had to choose between Slater and Zach I would choose dying in a fire.
Check it out. Google image search my last name. Hella black people and a monster and some fine chick and then me right in the middle probably saying something racist in the Mission.
Word y’all.
preach
This is the best thing I have ever seen.
It’s not funny, really. I just go through these phases (alcohol) and I like to say things that I know will make someone angry.
Sometimes I’ll come up with a joke that will seem really funny to me but then I get insecure and I will doubt that it’s funny or accurate or fair. Mainly I go over 140 characters and I don’t like offending people.
Ska is a touchy subject for a lot of people. (trombones)
This is one of many Aborted Tweets.
Here’s a real conversation I had with my boyfriend.
We’ve been touching each others privates for a couple years, so maybe it’s time to talk about maybe getting married (someday).
Boyfriend said, “your engagement ring will be here at the end of the month. I have between 1-60 days to propose. You don’t know when it’s gonna happen. Maybe tomorrow, maybe next month, maybe in two months.”
And I replied, “Fuck you.”
Healthiest relationship ever? I think so! Honesty and communication are key. Maybe I will turn this into a relationship blog. My divorce still isn’t final so obviously I’m doing something right! Feel free to send in your questions about love and relationships because I’ve had sex with enough people to know that if he says I love you after a couple of hours you should run and if you have a drinking problem and have never had anal sex …
you know what. Just, nevermind.
Kim KarDOGshian
This is how you remind me not to go to San Jose.
Summer in San Francisco is hard for me because I can’t seem to wear a scarf without looking like one of those lesbians that thinks she’s in a Middle Eastern street gang.
