We’ve been touching each others privates for a couple years, so maybe it’s time to talk about maybe getting married (someday).
Boyfriend said, “your engagement ring will be here at the end of the month. I have between 1-60 days to propose. You don’t know when it’s gonna happen. Maybe tomorrow, maybe next month, maybe in two months.”
And I replied, “Fuck you.”
Healthiest relationship ever? I think so! Honesty and communication are key. Maybe I will turn this into a relationship blog. My divorce still isn’t final so obviously I’m doing something right! Feel free to send in your questions about love and relationships because I’ve had sex with enough people to know that if he says I love you after a couple of hours you should run and if you have a drinking problem and have never had anal sex …
you know what. Just, nevermind.