January 2012
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I want to get so skinny that having sex with me isn’t as fun for you...
– Me, talking to Boyfriend about goals
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I’m not putting my pants on! Except for when I need to wear my pants!
– Vera, age 6 (she’s logical)
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Breakfast Talk
This morning my friend asked me if I thought there was a market for dildos with foreskin.
Black people are the coolest!
– Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
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