“Let’s go to Napa” roughly translates to “I don’t want to fuck you as much as I used to”.
How many bipolar people does it take to change a...
SHUT UP I HATE YOU LET’S GET MARRIED AFTER WE CHANGE THE LIGHTBULB.
No time to blog
It’s because my boyfriend moved in and it has been a non-stop make out sesh for the last two months. I’m sure I’ll get bored and start writing or something but right now we’re not married and I’m not pregnant so it’s time to get naked while we still like each other. Don’t forget I’m headlining the Purple Onion in October. It’s going to be a...