It’s because my boyfriend moved in and it has been a non-stop make out sesh for the last two months. I’m sure I’ll get bored and start writing or something but right now we’re not married and I’m not pregnant so it’s time to get naked while we still like each other.
Don’t forget I’m headlining the Purple Onion in October. It’s going to be a HUGE DEAL. (I’ll have so many jokes about sex with my boyfriend by then!)
SEE YOU IN OCTOBER!!!!
(I’ve just decided to go into the comedic porn business. I’m going to call it cumedy.)