Don’t forget I have a show tomorrow and it’s gonna be hella cheap at the door. Shout me a holler if you want tickets. I think it’s going to sell out. Mainly because I’m gonna do a mass-boob-flyering (one word) of the internet tomorrow promoting the show. (I need drug money.)
In other news, I need money so I’m going to start selling beer ice cream in Dolores Park. The whole thing will be filmed so that I can look back and realize that I did something with my life.
P.S. You should really come to the show tomorrow night. I’m gonna play games with the audience and talk about racism and homophobia. I’m trying to be edgy. I wish gay pride month and black history fell on the same month so I could do an entire show about their plights. They’d never agree to it though because they equally need one month to complain and chant “born this way” or whatever it is they yell at their events. Did I say too much? Anyway.