I blogged too quickly.
That’s actually the view from my living room and if we were having sex you could be in my living room. I think I’m still conveying the message incorrectly. Anyway.
Don’t forget I have a show tomorrow and it’s gonna be hella cheap at the door. Shout me a holler if you want tickets. I think it’s going to sell out. Mainly because I’m gonna do a mass-boob-flyering (one word) of the internet tomorrow promoting the show. (I need drug money.) Anyway. In other news, I need money so I’m going to start selling beer ice cream in Dolores...
I finally got to do a set at Deluxe!
It was amazing. I saw a woman put her head in her hands during one of my many abortion references. I suspect my mother would have done the same if she lived to see me be so hilarious and cute.
Why did I write ‘Legalize Rape’?– Joe Gorman, reading his notebook (via courtingcomedy) I don’t mean to brag but Joe Gorman is one of my best friends.