FREE COMEDY TONIGHT!
Sotano’s in Union Square-ish. Really, REALLY good comedians. They’re all Punch Line regulars. And me, Mimi. I went up at the Punch once. Twice actually but the first time I looked Puerto Rican so it doesn’t count. FREE! Cheap booze! 8PM!
Me: If you could check into my vagina on foursquare you would totally be the mayor.
Boyfriend: Well, eventually.
I'm trying to write a book.
I want to write a dating guide. Monday my boyfriend told me that when I get high and he’s trying to work and I keep showing him videos of puppies on the internet it can get kind of annoying. When your boyfriend tells you you can get kind of annoying it means you should write a book. So, I’m going to write a book about relationships. I think I know a bit because I’ve been in three...
[Kaseem] Is listening to Chris Browns new CD. Fulla hits for the ladies– Kaseem Bentley (via Facebook)
Should I join a band to impress you? Or, what.– Boyfriend, 3.20.11
flapjacksblog asked: What is your favorite moment from Flapjack?
Would you have sex with this cancer patient? Yes or no?– Me, working on a game show.
I would like to ask the nation, although this incident is of great concern, I...– Mr. Kan, regarding possible nuclear meltdown in Japan. “Shouldn’t have used the word ‘react’” - Mimi Vilmenay.
Ativan + vodka cran =
I’m about to read my twitter feed to a crowd expecting stand-up comedy. El Cerrito. Let’s do this. Calmly.
Courting Comedy: Bay Area Sunday Comedy Live:... →
courtingcomedy: FAB Comedy’s #Winning @ The Mel-O-Dee Lounge. 240 El Cerrito Plz. El Cerrito. 8 PM. 21+. Free. Featuring Karinda Dobbins, OJ Patterson, Mimi Vilmenay, Keon Polee, Loren Kraut, Robin Higgins and Tony Sparks. Hosted by. Becky Wolf and Amy Miller. [I’m on this show. If that’s not enough…
President Obama addresses the disaster in Japan
After he announced that aid was being sent to Japan and that the US already has an air craft carrier stationed in Japan I wanted him to look directly into the camera and say, “You guys remember Pearl Harbor, right? Right.”
No, ABC 7.
I do not feel any pain for the boat owners in Santa Cruz.
Me: I feel kind of weird about you buying me this Gucci bag.
Boyfriend: What do you mean by weird?
Me: I don't know. I can't explain it. Put yourself in my shoes, how would you feel in my situation?
Boyfriend: Hmm. I guess I might feel guilty.
Me: Oh my God. Is that what this is!? Is this guilt I'm feeling?
Boyfriend: I always forget that you don't know what guilt feels like.
Ides of March.
Is that when ladiez be getting pregnant? I’m pretty sure it is, so I’m giving up giving it up for Lent. Where my Episcopalians who are easily impregnated at!
Sometimes my boyfriend responds to my txts with, “You should tweet that”. I can never tell if it’s because what I said was funny or if he’s trying to neglect me.
Anonymous asked: i don't see any tickets there