Do The Damn Thing Comedy Night @ ARK 221. 221 11th St. SF. Stand-Up, Improv, Music. Featuring Will “Yung D*ck” Hatcher, Mimi Vilmenay, Kaseem Bentley, Conrad Roth, Donny Divanian and more. Co-hosted by Misha Trubs and Rick Camacho. [This Thing Will be Packed to the Gills and we don’t even…
I was going to eat a pot cookie after school today but if tonight’s ARK show is going to be packed then I should probably take a nap and watch Modern Family instead. Dammit.
Holy fuck. Just drove through the ghetto in LA. We wound up on Slauson on the way out. (White people, that’s a Dr. Dre reference.)
This is about cheeseburgers, not gang violence and blunts and Huntington Park. Fatburger is now the official reason I am moving to LA. I’m going to say it’s for my comedy “career” but it’s going to be for Fatburger.
If I wrote that book I would have called Chapter 1 “My Life”. The book would probably only be one chapter.
No, but really. This book Shit My Kid Ruined is pictures of homes being destroyed because of children. I hate kids that aren’t biologically related to me. Remember that when you send me an Evite to your baby shower.