Courting Comedy: Friday Comedy News 2/18/2011 →
courtingcomedy: Do The Damn Thing Comedy Night @ ARK 221. 221 11th St. SF. Stand-Up, Improv, Music. Featuring Will “Yung D*ck” Hatcher, Mimi Vilmenay, Kaseem Bentley, Conrad Roth, Donny Divanian and more. Co-hosted by Misha Trubs and Rick Camacho. [This Thing Will be Packed to the Gills and we don’t even… I was going to eat a pot cookie after school today but if tonight’s...
I'm like a parking spot that just doesn't quit.
I constantly need to be validated.
My daughter will be 10 in July which means in a few short years my life is going to start to suck. I’ve written her a song to welcome her to womanhood. It’s called “A Period Isn’t Just the End of a Sentence, It’s the Beginning of the End of Your Life”.
Holy fuck. Just drove through the ghetto in LA. We wound up on Slauson on the way out. (White people, that’s a Dr. Dre reference.) This is about cheeseburgers, not gang violence and blunts and Huntington Park. Fatburger is now the official reason I am moving to LA. I’m going to say it’s for my comedy “career” but it’s going to be for Fatburger.
FRIDAY THE 25TH AT 10PM!
http://m.bpt.bz/event/148427 Make sure to pick the 10pm pulldown. (I am working solely from my phone until further notice, that’s why the link is a mobile link, fools.) I’m going to talk about college and feminism. Some white people shit. Love, Mimi
Boyfriend: Did you ever listen to Thievery Corporation?
Me: Do I look like a douche bag to you?
It’s not that I’m a slut. I just like having babies.– Explaining to my boyfriend that it’s okay that I want to add him to my list of potential donors.
Shit My Kid Ruined?
So, apparently there’s this book out there called Shit My Kid Ruined. If I wrote that book I would have called Chapter 1 “My Life”. The book would probably only be one chapter. No, but really. This book Shit My Kid Ruined is pictures of homes being destroyed because of children. I hate kids that aren’t biologically related to me. Remember that when you send me an Evite...