I don’t have the kids this weekend and it’s Halloween and I’m getting old so I figure I’d better get out of the house now before I turn 30 because let’s get real. I’m probably going to get knocked up again in the next couple of years whether it’s on accident or on accident and I say it was completely planned.
OH WAIT. I JUST REMEMBERED I’M FEATURING AT THE PURPLE ONION ALL WEEKEND starting Friday at 10pm and Saturday at 8pm and 10pm.
But anyway, after that, what should I do? I’m open to all suggestions.
Here’s a picture of my daughter at a rave 4 years ago.