Favorite Things of Last Night: Mimi and OJ's Cross...
Mimi: So I didn't prepare for this much time so (starts to remove note sheet of jokes)
Mimi: Yeah, REALLY O.J.!
The Joys of Homelessness
Everyone calm down. I’m not homeless-homeless, I’m pretend-homeless. It’s not like I’m sleeping in my car. Yet. I might try it just to see what it’s really like but I need to clean my car out first. Some people might say there is nothing funny about homelessness but once I had a great idea to interview some of the most approachable looking folks in the Loin and ask them what features...
Conversations my kids have.
Vera: Is there a biggest boobies contest? Dinah: What?! Vera: A contest for girls with big boobies! Dinah: If there is Mommy should enter that contest. Vera: Mommy would win! Dinah: No way. Ms. H would win. Vera: Who is Ms. H? Dinah: My teacher who has boobies bigger than Mommy’s.
Look. It's me. Mimi. →
Someone told me not to get a big head but encephalitis has never really been an issue for me.