August 2010
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“Never fuck a comic.”
– Tony Sparks (about inter-comedy relationships) (via courtingcomedy)
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generic1 asked: Is there a regular place we can catch your act? I'm all on board with the Mimi brand but it's kind of bullshit to have to wait until September.
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My ex-husband is an asshole and other things
My ex-husband reads my blog and twitter feed and then txts me to tell me I’m an embarrassment and that I sound like a dumb whore. He then goes on to say that I’m a terrible mother and that no one is ever going to want to read anything I ever write.
So I’ll write about him, maybe that will be an interesting and worthwhile read!
My ex-husband looks great on paper. I would go...
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"Fan" mail, electro-pop, and Arcade Fire boners.
Dudes from all over the internet keep sending me love letters that start with, “Okay, so I’ve never done this before. I think you’re really pretty and funny and I want to take you out for drinks/hump your face/etc”. I always wind up saying saying, “Oh jeez, thanks so much. Unfortunately I have a boyfriend that I’m super into at the moment, but I’ll call...
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