Ramona and Beezus
Took the kids to see Ramona and Beezus. We cried like a couple of sissy-ass bitches. If I were telling Kaseem Bentley this story he’d say, “Aww, nigga don’t tell me that shit!” Kaseem is black and thinks I’m a pansy for crying at the Pursuit of Happyness. Also, I highly recommend his blog, Sex Talk With Kaseem. He is a producer of true gems.
What the fuck kind of life do I lead?
I have two children. They are nine and four. Last month my nine-year-old asked me why none of my relationships with men ever work out and yesterday the four-year-old told me, “I like Daddy more than I like you because he looks better than you. I only like you a little bit because you’re kind of pretty. Just kind of.” Now, when she says this in her four year old drawl it’s...
nvvmxac asked: dude recommend this blog is funny u know it!
Sluts are hot.
Alright, I went out this weekend for the first time since…….March. Actually, I went to San Jose a few weeks ago to some idiot bar by the name of Trials but that shit shouldn’t count, because it was San Jose. For the out-of-towners, San Jose can best be described as California’s vagina. It’s a city full of retarded college students, and to be honest, it has a specific...
thetenssf asked: I just saw your hipster baby video. That was unexpectedly hilarious. Those aren't questions. We didn't date, right?
Nostalgia! My first stand-up show with Melanie...
This guy runs a really cool local comedy blog. You... →
Anonymous asked: Should I quit my job and leave my girlfriend to move to San Francisco, hometown, to pursue the woman of my drives. She's kick ass: funny, brunette, boobs, some anxieties, and is a comedian?
I'm a hypocrite. Sort of.
My Adventures in Dating video was featured on a blog and is making the internet rounds! (Watch it again! www.youtube.com/mimazing ) It got picked up by www.imboycrazy.com and has almost 3,000 views now. Super stoked! Four-year-old played the part of the Bay Area Hipster, this is the main reason it is getting such good feedback. The Bay Area Hipster was a part based loosely on some dude I had...