May 2010
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You Guys.
Recommend my blog. It will make me look more legitimate and it only costs you a dollar. I swear it’s not a pyramid scheme. (Or is it a ponzi scheme I’m thinking of?) I don’t understand economics or politics.
And that is why I’m a comedian.
Girls rule
Girl housemate and I are watching daytime television and a commercial for David’s Bridal just came on.
Me: There’s NO way these bitches are getting married at places like that if they’re only spending $99 on a dress. Yeah right.
GH: Uh, yeah. No duh.
I think she is my favorite female friend now.
