Recommend my blog. It will make me look more legitimate and it only costs you a dollar. I swear it’s not a pyramid scheme. (Or is it a ponzi scheme I’m thinking of?) I don’t understand economics or politics. And that is why I’m a comedian.
Girl housemate and I are watching daytime television and a commercial for David’s Bridal just came on. Me: There’s NO way these bitches are getting married at places like that if they’re only spending $99 on a dress. Yeah right. GH: Uh, yeah. No duh. I think she is my favorite female friend now.