December 2010
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Talking at groups of people
It’s almost the new year. I’m going to do a bazillion shows and word recitals starting in January. My goal is to write something better than the Jackson 4 joke. It’s getting old. Maybe I”ll start talking about Kanye and racism. It’s the whites that scare me the most though. They make the “oh, hell nah” noises and the ethnic people laugh and yell things...
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“Girl you’re so attractive, I’m questioning your intelligence.”
– Kaseem Bentley [Paraphrased] (via courtingcomedy)
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Just some writing about genitals
Trying to write out my entire set so that I just have a 30 minute monologue of the most amazing information in the world. I will recite it to crowds of 15-20 people in the near future.
“…..alright. Enough of this ‘making fun of my reproductive system’ nonsense, now I’m going to talk about traveling.”
That’s just a little piece of what’s in store....
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Thoughts on Parenting
Parents constantly say things like, “My life had no meaning before I had children” and “I don’t know where I’d be without my kids”.
Really we’re just saying this to counteract the story you just told us about your latest trip to Vegas, the last date you went on and how much you love your new job. We have to constantly show you pictures of our kids doing...
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