What is sports?– my 22-year-old homosexual friend, Joshua Munson
Christians? That's odd.
So lately a bunch of Christian teenagers began following this blog (THIS blog that’s made of pure love and unabashed shit talking). Last week someone referred to me as San Francisco’s Queen of depravity. I feel honored, really. I also want a fucking crown that reads “abortions rule” in rhinestones. Anyway. Good Christians, read this blog. Follow my advice. Soon you’ll...
Conversations during sex
Me: What band is this?
Boyfriend: No kids.
I realized tonight that I hate being judged. I was driving home with my friends, one of whom we will call “Bunny” and we were discussing comedy competitions and why would anyone do that to themselves. ANYWAY. The conversation strayed to Bunny and her husband’s sex-life while we were getting In N Out. She mentioned that getting her vagina slapped helped calm her down. Somehow...
I’m filming a documentary (like, a real one). I’ll talk more about it later. Part of the documentary involves uploading what were previously thought of as funny videos to a website dedicated to funny videos. I feel like a douche bag. Thanks, Mimi