How To Party Like A Mother

seankeane:

This is how you remind me not to go to San Jose.

seankeane:

This is how you remind me not to go to San Jose.

Summer in San Francisco is hard for me because I can’t seem to wear a scarf without looking like one of those lesbians that thinks she’s in a Middle Eastern street gang.

Summer in San Francisco is hard for me because I can’t seem to wear a scarf without looking like one of those lesbians that thinks she’s in a Middle Eastern street gang.

courtingcomedy:

Mimi Vilmenay. 5 Minutes at San Francisco Punch Line. 

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME!

Judgment Day is tomorrow!!! 10pm at the Dark Room. 

(Who is that ho you ask? It’s me! Mimi! I’ll explain tomorrow night, thanks.)

Judgment Day is tomorrow!!! 10pm at the Dark Room.

(Who is that ho you ask? It’s me! Mimi! I’ll explain tomorrow night, thanks.)

Yo, this is my niece Maelle. Her new album Watch The Highchair bouta drop! Y’all ain’t ready!!!!!!

Yo, this is my niece Maelle. Her new album Watch The Highchair bouta drop! Y’all ain’t ready!!!!!!

It’s almost here!

It’s almost here!

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

Zelda stretching.

npr:

wired:

[via catscientists]:
THIS IS HOW SPACE SHOULD BE.

This.

Ameen?

npr:

wired:

[via catscientists]:

THIS IS HOW SPACE SHOULD BE.

This.

Ameen?

(Source: catscientists)

“I have a joke about how pretty I am, but I’m on my period so I’m not going to tell it.”
— Mimi Vilmenay @ Vitus [Paraphrase] (via courtingcomedy)
joegorman:

Unemployment strikes yet again! I’m doing my best to keep busy.

Fuck these guys.

joegorman:

Unemployment strikes yet again! I’m doing my best to keep busy.

Fuck these guys.