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How To Party Like A Mother (of 2)
Mimi Vilmenay is fucking beautiful.
Come stare at her in real life.
Monday, Feb 6th
Club Deluxe, SF
9pm $5
Come stare at her in real life.
Monday, Feb 6th
Club Deluxe, SF
9pm $5
I want to get so skinny that having sex with me isn’t as fun for you anymore.
Me, talking to Boyfriend about goals
4 days ago - 1
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I’m not putting my pants on! Except for when I need to wear my pants!
Vera, age 6 (she’s logical)
5 days ago - 3
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Encountered this last night in the Mission with Nikki.
It appears to be a bearded man (Chuck Norris/Jesus) smothering an infant in a bloodied American flag while sitting next to a bag of dead infants.
5 days ago - 3
3Breakfast Talk
This morning my friend asked me if I thought there was a market for dildos with foreskin.
Black people are the coolest!
Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
It’s not that Christina Aguilera’s boobs make her look fat. It’s that she is fat.
1 week ago - 22
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Rihanna needs to quit it with the tattoos.
1 week ago - 3
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Dog Day Afternoon. (what I’m saying is I’m going to rob a bank today)
LAZER DOG WILL GET YOU
2 weeks ago - 1
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