I just found a page in my notebook of “jokes” and it says this:
- The last weed you sold me made me really offensive. I couldn’t stop typing in all caps. Maury. NY
-Job-, Jizz, No GFs
-Autism Party- Ahh Mutants
Who here is afraid of black people?
I guess I really don’t know what to say other then when I Googled “Lena Dunham bmi” I saw that she’s a size 8. A SIZE 8?! I am a size 8!! The worst part is that this upsets me. I’m upset that I’m upset that we’re the same size, I really mean that. I wish I didn’t need to Google “Lena Dunham bmi” but I had to. I couldn’t do anything else today until I found out if she was (from a scientific standpoint) overweight. I feel like I have to stop making fat jokes completely. Also, I can’t tell if the show is a drama or a comedy. Either way it makes me feel too many fake emotions and I just think I should get a job but I don’t want to finish college.
YOU GUYSSSSSSS :((((((((((((((
Why don’t you guys come watch me tell these jokes at Milk Bar on Haight st. tomorrow night? 8pm (maybe?) FREE
Cameron Vanini headlines (he’s funny!)
If I had to choose between Slater and Zach I would choose dying in a fire.